Women’s
1. Hopes and aspirations ( wants to get married and have babies)
2. Hobbies/interests in general (nails, hair, shoes)
3. Music (brittany is a good person! can't you play any of her songs on piano?)
4. Dreams (the purple-flower alien space-gods are real!)
5. Romance (sweep me off my feet or I'm outta here)
6. Friends (Guys can't be friends. you just want to **** me, so I'll blow you off)
7. Travel (exotic adventures that show character)
8. Vacations (omg, it was so great, we met these guys and they paid for drinks.)
Women’s Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Politics (what the hell is he talking about, he's freakin' me out!)
2. Other dates (I'm sorry she didn't like you, and now I don't think I will either)
3. Past relationships (I don't want to hear about anyone but me)
4. Science fiction (You, Shatner and Skywalker need to get a life)
5. Religion (Reality makes me uncomfortable and I refuse to talk about what I believe)
6. Celebrities (I moved to LA to pursue my career so I can be famous too.)
7. Science (what?)
8. Antiques (expensive things for old people)
9. Money (I don't care how much it costs, only a cheap bastard wouldn't pay for it)
Men’s Top Ten Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Sex (I want to have sex with you)
2. Romantic fantasies (I want to have sex with you)
3. Hobbies/interests in general (I want to have sex with you)
4. Hopes and aspirations (I want to have sex with you)
5. Music (What do you want to listen to while I have sex with you)
6. Dreams (I dream of having sex with you)
7. Movies (What movie would make you want to have sex with me?)
8. Entertainment (Sex is fun!)
9. Vacations (Where can we go to have sex?)
10. Travel (Where can we go to have sex?)
Mens Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Past relationships .. (I don't care who you used to have sex with, I just want to have sex with you now)
2. Other dates... (I don't care who you used to have sex with, I just want to have sex with you now)
3. Celebrities (I don't care who you fantasize that I am while I have sex with you)
4. Religion (Just scream "Oh my god!" when I have sex with you)
5. Politics (Vote however you want, just have sex with me)
6. Antiques (OK, sex on an OLD bed is fine)
7. Money (I don't care if you're rich or poor, just have sex with me)
8. Fashion (Your clothes would look better on my floor... while you have sex with me)
9. Gardening (Outdoor sex is fine)
10. Marriage ... (Just have sex with me and don't tell my wife)
-Marl-
